WHOLE LOAD OF NEO'S QUOTABLE QUOTES TODAY!! hahahahahaha :DDDD (this post is to celebrate his existence, and my completion of gp va! yay!!! )

these two were from yesterday :

mr neo : (takes differentiation work out) so where are we now ah?
allicia: dunno....
mr neo : you are in nj lah, you stupid girl!!

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mr neo : (doing a complicated question on the board. class makes a lot of noise) quiet lah! i am trying to show off! you all must practise until you are my standard okay. you should see me do mcclaurin's series ah. fast like... i dunno, like lightning.

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today's stock!

him: (after we ask him to carry an injured classmate) My size is not proportional to my strength.

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(when the class couldn't answer a question)
him: students these days ah! what happen to their brains ah? eaten up at night is it?

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him: you see this point on the graph. what does it show? yes, it's the concavity. (not knowing how to actually express it) concativity. concavty. concativityty. CONCAVENESS!!

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(catching a student sleeping)

him: yangzhi! stop closing your eyes! you think you.... (whole class waits for punchline)... will do nothing meh?
class: EH?!!
him: you think you... will attain enlightenment meh??

the funny part here is how he attempted to create a punchline after his one got punctured quite miserably!!! hahahahhaahah :DD

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(replying to a comment that he is not very smart)

him: i am not an intellectual person what. not like you, so scholarly, so intellectual... see i run out of vocab already.

:DDDDDDDDD HAHAHAHAH mr neo!!!

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(i really don't know what he is trying to say here. he's replying to a question on what the mcclaurin's series is used for, seeing as it is supposedly redundant :D)

him: but there's always a reason right... why anybody would want to do something. except for some people.

(confused?? hahahhahaah he sent us into fits :DD)

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(after catching people giggling and laughing during class-- not at him, though)

him: if you're talking something funny, share it with me. if you are talking something funny about me.... better don't talk!!


OMG WE LOVE MR NEO. :DDDDDDDDDDDDDD

i know it's very boliao to actually copy his quotes down, BUTTT!!!!! it's still HILARIOUS. so yes. i shall continue. (((:

-ameline!